Birthday Quotes
“As I approach my 88th birthday, it's become apparent to me that my eyes and ears, among other appurtenances, aren't quite what they used to be. The prospect of long flights to wherever in search of whatever are not quite as appealing.”
“Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.”
-- Lawrence Tierney
“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”
-- Art Buchwald
“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”
-- Audrey Hepburn