“Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.”

“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.”

“I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo.”

“New Year's Day is every man's birthday.”

“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”

“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.”

“I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.”

“To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.”