Birthday Quotes
“I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.”
“Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.”
-- Lawrence Tierney
“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”
-- Art Buchwald
“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”
-- Audrey Hepburn