Car Quotes
“On my job I end up jumping out of planes. Last week I got in an 18-wheeler and drove down a runway onto a skid track. The week before that they put me in a car and sunk me to the bottom of a lake to see if I could escape without an oxygen tank.”
“I'm not good at normal things. I can't drive a car. I couldn't read till I was 10.”
-- Michael Lindsay-Hogg
“At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.”
-- Dennis Rodman
“I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker.”
-- Patsy Cline
“I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.”
-- Jeremy London
“I like the guitar better these days. I like the bass, too, but it's hard to fit a bass amp in a small car.”
-- Dee Dee Ramone
“I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.”
-- Adam Carolla