Car Quotes
“Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.”
“In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with.”
-- Christie Hefner
“When I do retire, I know for a fact that I'll never be able to replace the incredible feeling I get when I'm driving an F1 car.”
-- Jenson Button
“If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.”
-- Ken Jennings
“I've always been asked, 'What is my favorite car?' and I've always said 'The next one.'”
-- Caroll Shelby
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”
-- Erma Bombeck
“Once I accepted Christ I immediately had peace. I still didn't have a place to live, I still didn't have a car, but I had peace.”
-- Sherri Shepherd