“I'm not good at normal things. I can't drive a car. I couldn't read till I was 10.”

“At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.”

“I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker.”

“I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.”

“Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.”

“I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.”

“I like the guitar better these days. I like the bass, too, but it's hard to fit a bass amp in a small car.”

“I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.”

“I've already established my (political)machinery. It's like a car. It's fixed already. You just have to get in and drive it.”