Car Quotes
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.”
“I'm not good at normal things. I can't drive a car. I couldn't read till I was 10.”
-- Michael Lindsay-Hogg
“At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.”
-- Dennis Rodman
“I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker.”
-- Patsy Cline
“I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.”
-- Jeremy London
“I like the guitar better these days. I like the bass, too, but it's hard to fit a bass amp in a small car.”
-- Dee Dee Ramone
“I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.”
-- Adam Carolla