Car Quotes
“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.”
-- Earl Wilson
“I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses.”
-- Maurice Gibb
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
-- Dave Barry
“I used to have this Mercedes, a dark blue 450SLC, which was the most beautiful car. I'd like to have another unusual, beautiful car.”
-- Andrew Davies
“When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them. That month, I drove my stepdad's Thunderbird Super Coupe into Manhattan every day, and I would crank Cypress Hill as I flew around the city, racing the taxis.”
-- Danny Masterson
“I have a new little stray dog that I've had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk - he's this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard.”
-- Krysten Ritter
“I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn't like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out his house and got him to get a new car. He said to me, 'If I give you $10,000, will you find me my wife because I want someone like you?' And within a year, he got married. That was the first match that led to me leaving my corporate job.”
-- Patti Stanger