Computers Quotes
“Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.”
“Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.”
-- Craig Bruce
“Computers rather frighten me, because I never did learn to type, so the whole thing seems extraordinarily complicated to me.”
-- Charles Keating
“Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.”
-- Clifford Stoll
“They went back there, looked at all the computers, asked me to come in and tell them what all the computers were for specifically so they knew how to dismantle the network I had been running.”
-- Sherman Austin