“Gee, I am a complete Luddite when it comes to computers, I can barely log on!”

“Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.”

“Computers rather frighten me, because I never did learn to type, so the whole thing seems extraordinarily complicated to me.”

“Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead.”

“Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.”

“They went back there, looked at all the computers, asked me to come in and tell them what all the computers were for specifically so they knew how to dismantle the network I had been running.”

“The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.”

“That's what happens nowadays with people working on computers. They can so easily fix things with their mouse and take out all the, 'Oh, somebody coughed in the background we need to take that out' - or somebody hit a bad note. Those are all the best moments.”

“I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.”