Famous Quotes
“Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.”
“I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.”
-- Bruce Willis
“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”
-- Chris Rock
“If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.”
-- Moon Unit Zappa
“And I want to be able to - you know, make Republicans and Democrats famous for keeping jobs in California.”
-- Meg Whitman