Food Quotes

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”

-- W. C. Fields

“I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food.”

-- Warren Cuccurullo

“President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history.”

-- Newt Gingrich

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”

-- Woody Allen