Food Quotes

“I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.”

-- Demetri Martin

“I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food.”

-- Warren Cuccurullo

“President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history.”

-- Newt Gingrich

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”

-- Woody Allen