Food Quotes

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.”

-- Christopher Hitchens

“I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food.”

-- Warren Cuccurullo

“President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history.”

-- Newt Gingrich

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”

-- Woody Allen