Food Quotes

“I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.”

-- Elayne Boosler

“I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But, I still didn't know anything about food.”

-- Warren Cuccurullo

“President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history.”

-- Newt Gingrich

“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.”

-- Woody Allen