Humor Quotes

“Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.”

-- Mark Russell

“But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.”

-- Marion Ross

“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”

-- Chris Rock

“Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.”

-- Allen Klein

“Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.”

-- Allen Klein

“Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.”

-- Lara Flynn Boyle

“I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.”

-- Moby

“With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.”

-- Calvin Trillin

“One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.”

-- Larry Gelbart

“It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?”

-- Dan Simmons