Humor Quotes
“Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.”
“Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.”
-- Simon Wiesenthal
“But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.”
-- Dabney Coleman
“I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all I was born with this, for better or for worse.”
-- Ivan Reitman
“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
-- Scott Adams