Humor Quotes
“If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.”
“Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.”
-- Simon Wiesenthal
“But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.”
-- Dabney Coleman
“I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all I was born with this, for better or for worse.”
-- Ivan Reitman
“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
-- Scott Adams