Humor Quotes
“If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.”
“But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.”
-- Marion Ross
“Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.”
-- Allen Klein
“Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.”
-- Allen Klein
“Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.”
-- Lara Flynn Boyle
“I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.”
-- Moby