Humor Quotes
“If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.”
“Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor is the Teflon coating.”
-- Laurel Lee
“A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.”
-- Catherine Deneuve
“I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.”
-- Louis C. K.
“I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.”
-- Nicole Scherzinger