Humor Quotes
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
“Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.”
-- Simon Wiesenthal
“But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.”
-- Dabney Coleman
“I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all I was born with this, for better or for worse.”
-- Ivan Reitman
“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
-- Scott Adams