Humor Quotes
“Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.”
“Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.”
-- Mark Twain
“I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and it's humor that's often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery.”
-- Danny Boyle
“As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense of humor. Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents. There was a very endearing quality about Elvis.”
-- Priscilla Presley
“In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.”
-- Alanis Morissette
“Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.”
-- Flip Wilson