“I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.”

“You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.”

“Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.”

“You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.”

“Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.”

“And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit.”

“Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.”

“I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I'm trying to be funny.”

“Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.”