Humor Quotes
“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.”
“OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.”
-- Jennifer Aniston
“I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might not like that book quite as much.”
-- Janet Evanovich
“And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.”
-- Paul McCartney
“You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set, because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb, and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness.”
-- Marlon Wayans
“If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character.”
-- Don Bluth
“I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out.”
-- Logan Henderson