Humor Quotes

“Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in their quality world and then begins to relate and seek out the counselor. Effective therapy begins with the acceptance of the therapist into the client's quality world.”

-- William Glasser

“But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.”

-- Marion Ross

“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”

-- Chris Rock

“Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.”

-- Allen Klein

“Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.”

-- Allen Klein

“Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.”

-- Lara Flynn Boyle

“I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.”

-- Moby

“With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.”

-- Calvin Trillin

“One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.”

-- Larry Gelbart

“It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?”

-- Dan Simmons