Humor Quotes
“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”
“Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.”
-- Mark Twain
“I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and it's humor that's often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery.”
-- Danny Boyle
“As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense of humor. Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents. There was a very endearing quality about Elvis.”
-- Priscilla Presley
“In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.”
-- Alanis Morissette
“Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.”
-- Flip Wilson