Humor Quotes
“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”
“Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.”
-- Simon Wiesenthal
“But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.”
-- Dabney Coleman
“I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all I was born with this, for better or for worse.”
-- Ivan Reitman
“It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.”
-- Scott Adams