Humor Quotes
“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”
“But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.”
-- Marion Ross
“Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.”
-- Allen Klein
“Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.”
-- Allen Klein
“Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.”
-- Lara Flynn Boyle
“I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.”
-- Moby