“Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.”

“My humor tends to be a little more edgy than is appropriate for 'Twilight,' although I got some in there. That was fun! There's just a tonal difference. For me, storytelling is storytelling. But, I do like writing for grown ups.”

“I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor.”

“Think about scary movies: There's a fine line between horror and humor.”

“It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate.”

“All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948. My parents were in the hotel business, and I just loved the warm hearted people who worked so hard with such good humor.”

“Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?”

“Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a sense of humor, we now live in different parts of the world but when we find ourselves in the same place it is more or less as if there had been no years in between.”

“I realized women and humor were linked very closely.”

“But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.”

“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”

“Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem.”

“Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.”

“Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.”

“I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. He's got such a wicked sense of humor.”

“With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.”

“One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.”

“It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?”

“I try to cope with everything through humor.”

“Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and dramatic values to deal with human emotions and gets down to what people are to people.”

“Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.”