Humor Quotes
“There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people, white people, gay people, men, women, it's all based on fear. We all have fears, this thing that stops us from embracing as we are one. We are never going to be one. People are messed up, but humor lets us see how ignorant we can be.”
-- Marlon Wayans
“You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.”
-- Don Rickles
“I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh.”
-- Marlo Thomas
“We are really living the American dream, to be a successful brand in the States and in Europe and to steep ourselves in our heritage. But we do it with a sense of humor. We don't take ourselves too seriously in fashion.”
-- Tommy Hilfiger
“Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.”
-- Robert Collier
“I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor.”
-- Simon Pegg
“I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.”
-- Katie Price
“I'm interested not just in projects that I'll be starring in, but producing film and TV that's really quality and great for adults and when I say 'great for adults,' it doesn't mean without humor, because I'm also interested in doing comedy.”
-- Lance Reddick
“Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.”
-- Langston Hughes
“Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.”
-- Flip Wilson
“Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.”
-- Don Rickles
“Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.”
-- Justin Halpern