“I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.”

“Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.”

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”

“Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.”

“I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!”

“My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it.”

“We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.”

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”

“There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.”

“It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.”

“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”

“I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul.”

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”

“Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.”

“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”

“A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.”

“Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.”

“One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.”

“I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.”

“One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.”