Life Quotes
“I actually thought that it would be a little confusing during the same period of your life to be in one meeting when you're trying to make money, and then go to another meeting where you're giving it away. I mean is it gonna erode your ability, you know, to make money? Are you gonna somehow get confused about what you're trying to do?”
“I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.”
-- Mitch Hedberg
“Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
-- William Shakespeare
“It's surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings toward themselves, and if you're not comfortable within yourself, you can't be comfortable with others.”
-- Sydney J. Harris
“Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment.”
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.”
-- Vince Lombardi