Life Quotes
“What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”
“I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.”
-- Mitch Hedberg
“Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
-- William Shakespeare
“It's surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings toward other people are largely determined by their feelings toward themselves, and if you're not comfortable within yourself, you can't be comfortable with others.”
-- Sydney J. Harris
“Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment.”
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.”
-- Vince Lombardi