Food Quotes
“Woe to us if we get our satisfaction from the food in the kitchen and the TV in the den and the sex in the bedroom with an occasional tribute to the cement blocks in the basement!”
“I'm girlie in the sense that I like makeup, but I also love sports and man food.”
-- Carrie Underwood
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
-- Johnny Carson