Food Quotes
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.”
“I'm girlie in the sense that I like makeup, but I also love sports and man food.”
-- Carrie Underwood
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
-- Johnny Carson