Food Quotes
“Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.”
“I'm girlie in the sense that I like makeup, but I also love sports and man food.”
-- Carrie Underwood
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
-- Johnny Carson