Humor Quotes
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
“I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor.”
-- Simon Pegg
“I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.”
-- Katie Price
“I'm interested not just in projects that I'll be starring in, but producing film and TV that's really quality and great for adults and when I say 'great for adults,' it doesn't mean without humor, because I'm also interested in doing comedy.”
-- Lance Reddick
“Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.”
-- Langston Hughes
“Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.”
-- Flip Wilson
“Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.”
-- Don Rickles
“Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.”
-- Justin Halpern