Humor Quotes
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
-- Bill Cosby
“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”
-- Bob Hope
“If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.”
-- Alan Thicke
“I try to bring it across on my record, in my dress, in what I do and what I say because to me humor is important. You should have a dose of that and I guess giving it is what I'm here for.”
-- Bootsy Collins
“Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.”
-- Suzanne Fields