Humor Quotes
“I've never met a person who has more integrity than my husband. I respect that. There's his humor and intelligence, too, and he's really cute, all those things - but if you don't respect your partner, you'll get sick of him.”
“I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor.”
-- Simon Pegg
“I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.”
-- Katie Price
“I'm interested not just in projects that I'll be starring in, but producing film and TV that's really quality and great for adults and when I say 'great for adults,' it doesn't mean without humor, because I'm also interested in doing comedy.”
-- Lance Reddick
“Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.”
-- Langston Hughes
“Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.”
-- Flip Wilson
“Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.”
-- Don Rickles
“Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.”
-- Justin Halpern