Humor Quotes
“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”
“I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I don't think it's all that different than the American sense of humor.”
-- Simon Pegg
“I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.”
-- Katie Price
“I'm interested not just in projects that I'll be starring in, but producing film and TV that's really quality and great for adults and when I say 'great for adults,' it doesn't mean without humor, because I'm also interested in doing comedy.”
-- Lance Reddick
“Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.”
-- Langston Hughes
“Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.”
-- Flip Wilson
“Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.”
-- Don Rickles
“Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.”
-- Justin Halpern