Humor Quotes
“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
-- Bill Cosby
“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”
-- Bob Hope
“If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.”
-- Alan Thicke
“I try to bring it across on my record, in my dress, in what I do and what I say because to me humor is important. You should have a dose of that and I guess giving it is what I'm here for.”
-- Bootsy Collins
“Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.”
-- Suzanne Fields